From The Onion:

My opinion? We need more games of this nature before we can be sure.

Enough said.  Edit: Here’s another.  And another.

Someday I’ll write a longer post about this.

If you’ll recall my earlier post regarding urinals, you’ll know that guys don’t like using the urinal right next to another guy.

Here’s why.

…Hey guys, look! I made the black hole generator we were theorizing yesterday! See? I just have to press this button and

This comes from a comment someone made on Slashdot earlier today.

The idea is that bad programmers sometimes come up with clever ideas, often without thinking through the consequences.  (Alternatively, good programmers sometimes come up with clever ideas but use them maliciously.)

For Reddit, the consequence was merely a slew of self-replicating comments on their articles.  For an engineer working on the Large Hadron Collider…

I just read this post and found it quite humorous, especially this comment at the end:

And, of course, if you want to make things really awkward, I suggest printing out this article and trying to explain it to the guy peeing next to you.

There are times when you think you waste most of your time…  and then you read an article about optimal urinal allocation, and you feel better.